Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
— Mark Twain (via feellng)
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
— Mark Twain, The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain (via feellng)
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
— Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously… I’m Kidding (via feellng)